Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
i think my cat just said my name.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
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