hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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