I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
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