oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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