I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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