But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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