Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
Just realized tomorrow is the anniversary of the time Dean and I glued DJ's leg back together with Neosporin and an Ace bandage. I'm bringing red velvet cupcakes to the party to celebrate.
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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