She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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