I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
i want to swaddle you in tequila
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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