You're so nebulous sometimes
i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
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