about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
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