Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
Toaster
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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