They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
Will exercising make me less horny?
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