me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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