I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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