I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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