im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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