AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
Also, my phone suggested the phrase “puke in the mailbox" how many times have I had the need to text that to people?
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
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