But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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