She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
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