yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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