Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
you traded sex for a burrito?
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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