It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
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