When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
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