clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
Yet again my drunken self has managed to find his way into the middle of nowhere with no shoes or recollection of what happened last night.
Then I guess you don't remember me driving you there after you tried making out with my girlfriend, dipshit.
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
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