So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I'm getting married
To pizza
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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