So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
I don't think brook has ever known best
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
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