i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
i just had sex bonerless
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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