do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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