I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
do nipples grow back?
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