i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
The free coupon that printed out with the purchase of my plan b emergency contraception was for allergy meds. I feel like a coupon for condoms would've been more fitting in this situation.
Oh wait. It's for wart remover. Fitting, afterall.
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