the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
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