just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
Randomize
