he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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