I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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