Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
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