Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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