WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
Randomize
