Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
Can I color on your dick again?
I didn't notice because vodka
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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