Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
Look, I said I'm sorry. In the shower, "are you happy to see me" sounded just like "could you please pee on me". Honest mistake.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
His nipple licking is glorious
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
Randomize
