Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
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