Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
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