I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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