dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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