protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
Brb crying the tears of my youth
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