dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.�
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
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