the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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