that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
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