She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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