Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
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