All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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