i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
We had to coat check the pizza.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
Randomize
